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All-New, All-Remote Avengers #5 – ‘Rhetoric’

Posted on January 14, 2021September 17, 2023 by phil.wrede
Whirlwind and a group of Advanced Idea Mechanics (A.I.M.) agents block an NYC street. The title of the comic strip, “All-New, All-Remote Avengers Presents… ‘Rhetoric’,” is visible up at the top of the image.
Whirlwind dismisses the Avengers facing him - Rage, Domino, Hawkeye, War Machine, and Shatterstar - as “hired heroes” (referencing Stark Industries’ “Heroes For Hire” app). The Avengers disagree with his reductive speech.
A.I.M. reveals that they have come to carry out the very evictions that the Avengers have come to stop.
Whirlwind and the A.I.M. agents have signed up to carry out this task through a competing app, HNCH the, “flunkie for hire app.”
An A.I.M. agent shoots War Machine; the bullets bounce off his armor. They also accuse the Avengers about being disingenuous in their care for civilians, since they’re not even wearing masks.
In irritation, Hawkeye declares that the Avengers have already been vaccinated, and shoots an A.I.M. agent with a crossbow bolt, sending the anonymous man flying backwards.
It was a tranquilizer bolt, so Hawkeye didn’t kill the A.I.M. agent.
Whirlwind makes a tornado pun; War Machine knows things are about to get serious.
The credits for the comic strip, citing the Unsplash users whose photographs were the background art, the ownership of Marvel by Disney, and the figure photography/script/lettering by me, Phil Wrede.
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I’ve always had some affection for the faceless flunkies, who are always pawns in the larger games played by the named heroes and villains in stories. It was very firmly codified in my mind when I saw Galaxy Quest for the first time, and Sam Rockwell’s character Guy Fleegman described the character he played on the Galaxy-Quest-show-within-the-movie as, “the guy who dies to prove the situation is serious.” If your character’s not important enough to have a last name, or even a first name, how rich can their inner life really be?

As rich as their creator – be that author, actor, whomever – wants them to be! I try to give at least one hapless, faceless goon in every strip one distinctive thing to say. If nothing else, it’s a good opportunity for me to make a reference to something that’s in my thoughts, when I’m writing the dialogue.

At the time I was making this strip originally, too, I thought it was important to weave in elements of dealing with the COVID-19 pandemic in conversation, and later on, the story. I’m glad I did, although I wish I’d been conscious enough to do more, and to keep that element of real life up in the storytelling. I suppose it’s never too late…?

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